0'dark-thirty
Less than a week of climbing off the bike at Kanza, I was waking up at 4am to head up to Kentucky for the White Lightening XC race. With 4 days additional hard riding in my legs and many, many lost hours of sleep the thought of having fun on my bike outweighed my common sense and desire to continue sleeping to the rhythm of the falling rain.
"Hey Adam stare into the sun so I can take an awkward photo. Perfect"
I picked up Jeremy on the way to the interstate and AdamD on our way through Nashville. The race started at 9am and we'd hoped our 5am departure would put us there shortly before 8am. As luck would have it, we made it to the North Welcome Center at LBL around 7am and were ready before the promoters had registration up. Which meant we had plenty of time to register and get a warm up in.

Adam and I headed into the woods around 8:45 and got a good portion of a lap done before ducking back out on the road to get to the start with a few minutes to spare. Along the trail we ran into fellow Kanza finisher and all-round bad-ass, The Godfather of Gravel, Mr. Stanley Wills. He was riding with Ludwig and were stopped in the trail getting a snack. They'd found a wild blackberry bush that had a good stock of berries. We helped ourselves to a few then headed on down the trail. It was good knowing Stanley was out to race too. If my legs didn't have any giddy-up my plan would be to ride with Stanley, which is always a guaranteed fun time.
AdamD's ode to John Wayne.
At the start line all the other half-million singlespeeders seemed to be armed with small cogs. My Colorado 20t was looking a little under-geared, but it's what I 'brung' and I'm sure my under-slept legs would appreciate it on the punchy climbs of the canal. We took off and fed into the woods at a blistering, dust covering pace. I had a thought as we railed around the rocky rooty trail: "This will be the first time I've ever raced on tubeless here in Kentucky. This should resolve my runs of pinchflats racing here." Note to self: shut-up.
Plugged.
About 8 miles into the first lap I came off one of the root drop downhills and heard the telltale sign of spewing stans. I kept waiting for it to seal, but the tire kept going down. I stopped midway up the next climb and ran the bike to the top and off the trail, out of the way, and quickly went to work diagnosing the problem. I'd torn a lug off the tread. Damn. I started to pull out my inflation
tulbag and get my rubberband to try to plug the hole. My band was gone. Damn. I checked again. Nope. So I started to prepare to put in a tube. I flipped the bike over and pulled the wheel off. By now everyone was passed me. I really didn't want to tube it. That would be a guaranteed pinch flat in another 4 miles. Then I remembered my
Genuine Innovations plug kit in my other "spare parts"
tulbag. I pulled it out and plugged it in. Shot the tire with CO2 and it held. I was back in business. I threw the wheel back in and jumped back on the gas content to chase my way back to the pack.
MJ at the finish.
Being on a lug, any braking or big root hit would burp some air out, so after catching and passing about 6 racers, I was back off the side hitting the tire with more CO2. Then back on and passing the same 6 racers again only to have another rear flat a few miles up. Running it a little flat to the top of the hill had caused a tear at the bead that didn't want to seal at all. I had tubes, but only a partial bit of C02 remaining in my 25gram container. Not enough for a tube, but maybe enough to get me out of the woods. I'd given my other CO2 to another racer out of air early in the race and my pump and extra co2 are still in the
Swiftwick van from Kanza.
Daniel finishing strong.
So I limped the bike to the next road cutoff at the North Welcome Center and rode in on a hissing tire with a dinged up rim. The race had been fun. The course awesome. Kentucky just doesn't like me and I wasn't about to trash a rim or hike 8 miles. Especially since my less than 2 week old $82 tire just bit the dust. Kansas must have called and told Kentucky I'd escaped its wrath. Damn K states.
Teammates.
It's all part of racing. I had a great time and there was a ton of talent at the race. The guys threw down some record crushing lap times. Fellow
GrassMoots racer Adam "Meanjoe" Queen won the Cat 1 30-39 class on his
MX singlespeed! I believe he was second or 3rd overall too. Kyle Taylor slayed everyone and Daniel had a great race coming in 3rd for the Juniors.
Post race and long-assed-drive recovery ride with JD.
After a long wait for awards and a very sub-par stop for food at the normally stellar Miss Scarlett's, we made the long drive home to the rain. The topic of "why do we do this?" popped up a few times on the way home, but the simple answer is because it's fun. Some days you are the hammer, others you are the nail. And just sometimes, you're the board that gets crushed by the hammer when it completely misses the nail.