New Job and Viewer Mail!

Since the cat let it out of the bag this morning, I guess it is ok to inform you all of my new job roles I'll be taking on for a few days this month:

stagiaire and concierge to El Commandant Dicky

Some of my duties:

• Secure Stretch Hummer Limo and team of hot Swedish soigneurs for El Commandant Dicky and his Squire
• Find E.C. Dicky and his Squire and load their luggage into the chicken wing and lentil powered stretch Hummer limo with seal skin seats (his specific request - odd huh?)
• Head for Downieville. Find a camp. Make great camp. build bikes. Ride, eat, drink, site see. commune with locals, hot oil (Castrol 5w20) massage E.C.D.'s evil little Franken-toe
• Hell Ride of Hell pack mule. Ride led by El Commandant Dicky and brought to you by the number 6.
• Make great bike race
• Escort El Commandant Dicky and his squire to the airport, absolve them of all their sins, and say sappy goodbyes.

There is the issue of 4 bikes + boxes + luggage in one vehicle, however El Commandant Dicky is tiny little and we can probably just fold him into the glove box if we need more room.

This Just In...

Some viewer/fan mail greeted me in my inbox this morning. This is to me with love from Dr. Death:

Subject: Sie sind ein Homo...