A Fiend in need, is no friend indeed

The first time I met Peter, it was after I won my 12th consecutive Winter WOW Enduro and back before his weird obsession with boy porn. This was back before it was the big time cool event it is now. Back then Peter put the event on by himself. He raced, he promoted, and he podium girled. Please don't let this happen. The corporation coffers are running thin. Please buy some of his crap and help prevent his Miss Phit Homely Podium Girl routine from seeing light of day ever again. Maybe too, if we all buy a Nubar or two, he can afford some quality boy porn instead of cheap internet imitation knock-offs.

Remember, all prices Canadian so feel free to send Monopoly money and wooden nickels, he'll never know the difference.