Pop Quiz

The Great Fondoadie is:

a. sad because he just lost a sprint
b. still suffering from the lingering effects of the death cloud
c. pinching a loaf
d. upset about the quality of my recent blog posts since my becoming employed.

Old Greg's bike is awesome because:

a. steel is real (heavy)
b. fenders, the curb catchers of the bike world
c. the water bottles match my rim color scheme
d. it would look dope with faux wood paneling
d. it has a little backcountry awesomeness strapped on

This is a shot of:

a. $12 tires in the wild
b. $12 tires in the dirt
c. $12 tires on a rare 26" wheel in the wild
d. the only dirt $12 tires will get to see this week

This photo is kinda like a Sasquatch sighting because:

a. like a Sasquatch, gRant on a bike is a rarely seen phenomena in the wild.
b. there were noises accompanying it that still strike fear in the hearts of brave men.
c. we're still amazed he made it that far.
d. like a Sasquatch, gRant's MootoX is a rarely seen phenomena in the wild.

The Great Fondoadie is saying:

a. "I keep my ass kicking gel back here, you want some? Tough cuz you can't have any!"
b. "I think there's still some room in this pocket for your excuses"
c. "I love the chicken dance!"
d. "I can't reach my Skoal"
e. "This is how all the hip euro cats sit on their bikes."