
What a weekend. Friday at lunch I found that the oil decided it was too nice of a day out to spend it all couped up in the diesel engine so it lept out and played on the ground. There went the solo car camping plan. A quick call to 8-ball secured me a ride (Catastrophe 1 narrowly avoided). I paired down my crud to a few bags, but still a ton of crap as I had the stove, coffee pot, breakfast food cooler, and other necessities that I know Hennessey wouldn't pack (like a towel to cover his arse while changing but all he forgot was "a coffee cup"). Luckily, as the repacks occured over the course of the weekend and the food supply lessoned, my amount of gear stacked down into lesser and lesser bags. 8-ball had his bike loaded inside Sexpot's big orange box (not to be confused with T.roy's big black box) and put my bike on the Saris rack on the back. I was worried about the exhaust and my front tire, due to the design of the rack I couldn't really turn it around, plus it would have been the rear tire. But after letting it idle a bit and checking it again an hour later at MOAB, it was a non-issue. Then we pick up Hennessey and his bike. As we head out of town I hear (I'm sitting in the back seat) the rack banging against the rear window. We stop and have to adjust it. It puts Hennessey's front wheel too close to the ground for comfort (and train track clearance) so it gets removed. None of us think to check my wheel. About 10 minutes out of town on the interstate I hear "pffft". Huh, that's an odd sound. I check the window, bikes are there and look ok. We stop in 20+ miles away in Womanchester TN for Toxic Hell and I check the bikes out of curiosity. The noise was my tire deflating since the exhaust melted the tire. Nice. I quickly try to get ahold of Ivory, no answer. With 4 minutes till closing I call MOAB. Brian answers and I ask if anyone there is heading to Snake. He said Jut was just on his way out and he hooked me up with new rubber for the front. Whew. Catastrophe 2 narrowly averted.

We get to the lot and I set up my tent and make camp. We meet and greet others at the camp fires and find out they have a kerosene heated trailer for use this time. Wilkins and Richard the Canook opt for staying in there vs squishing their 6'+ frames into the Xterra for the night. I huddled under my down binkie and slept great, though the alcohol could have helped that somewhat. I don't know what is in a wheat thin, but when tossed into the fire they sure flame up the fire. The tube and old tire even made it in. Actually, a lot that wasn't nailed down probably made it into one fire or another. I woke up at 5 and still felt drunk. I laid in the tent and cooked coffee and eggs from bed. After eating I took a short nap and by the time I got up I felt much better. The rest of the crew showed up and friends not seen since last year stopped by and chatted. It was to be the start of a great b-day.
After the unable to be deciphered racer meeting, we headed to the bus. The death bus. I will not ride the bus ever again. It was bad enough last year but this year pushed me over the edge. No brakes, careering down a blind turn with oncoming traffic and too many riders crammed into an old bus. I swore at the Jailbreak Triathlon after the bus about flipped when the driver drove the rear wheels off the side of the road down an embankment that I'd never trust a bus again, but I let it slide. I'll ride my ss to the damn start next time. F that bus. It was nice to have Hodge, Fred, our lawyers the Jeffrey and Scotty G on board to share in the near death thrill ride. Glad I didn't sit up front like Stanley. Wonder if he had to change shorts? Hodge and I surmised we'd have a good ride due to the proper warm up our heartrates were getting from the South Park bus driver lady bus ride of death. Catastrophe 3 narrowly avoided.
We finally almost arrive to the start, everyone having to go and the bus stops on the road. What the? 2 or 3 guys jump out and head to the woods. Are they peeing? WTF?? The entire bus roars all of us pissed (figuratively, not literally, but close). We tell the driver to leave them to walk the last few feet to the start. We couldn't believe it, holding up the entire bus's swelling painful bladders for 3 dudes up front? whatever. We ALL wanted off that bus as quickly as possible.
Hodge is fired up. He's been training and really working hard. He even has a
new fast bike. I was worried he'd not do well. He had a tough and injury plagued year last year and catches a lot of shit from a lot of people and he always takes it in stride. Even though he shouldn't have too. Jut and I had our last hard race effort in early November at Swank. Since then I've had one road ride with 8-ball and 1 trainer session (2 days before Snake) that I would consider something close to "training". Everything else has been either commuting to work or fun rides with the crew where we ride a bit, stop, ride a bit, stop. No planning, no graphs, charts, monitors, or even miles measured. Just having fun riding bikes, that's not an excuse, just an illustration that we don't try too hard. I mean the team motto is "We didn't come to win, but we might". So despite trying to catch Hodge and passing him like I did last year, I hoped he could stay ahead of me and not get passed. I didn't want him to beat me, but I didn't want to pass him too early. That's just not cool to see someone try so hard only to come way short to people who "got off the couch" so to speak.

The first half flew by. I had no idea of time or how I was doing compared to last year, but I felt pretty good. I wasn't red lining and I wasn't pushing my limit. I just felt good, not fast, just good. I was comfortable and trying to get acquainted with the squirrely new tire up front. It was a 2.1 conti vapor which really looks like a 1.9. Knowing the sharp rocks on the Snake and riding rigid, I opted to over pump the tire to 46psi. I didn't know how strong the sidewalls were or how it handled or anything, so I decided to err on the too much air side hopes to avoid pinch flatting. Conti's seem to have a very finicky pinch level. Just 1 psi too little and it's flat city. I paid dearly on the chattery decents for this decision. My kidneys felt like I was getting hammered on by Tyson on any decent the last 6 miles. Though the rigid fork tracked beautifully through the rocks and didn't beat my hands up, it was the bouncing of the tire jarring my kidneys that gave me pain and slowed me on the remaining chattery downhills. All I wanted was to break 4 hours. I felt really slow the last 3 miles. I'd lost everyone in the crew behind me sans Jamie who was killing it up ahead somewhere. The last 1/2 mile of singletrack I hear tunes rockin' out behind me, a quick glance and I discover Jut had caught up to me again. Second time. He was red faced and killing it. Riding strong but at the limit. Dude blows me away with his ability to push beyond the limit. So I huff off about how rude it is to pass the birthday boy with 1/2 mile trail remaining and try to reel him in on the gravel road/paved road descent to the finish. Hoping my extra 30 lbs over him will aid in the downhill. Nope. He nipped me by about 60 seconds.

Happy Birthday to me though, I checked my time 3:58! Sweet besting my best time last year and coming in under 4 and I wasn't toast despite not doing much of anything the last week and a half. That bodes well for the next two. Jamie killed it around 3:43 ish and Jut at 3:57. Hodge showed us he isn't playing around this year and demolished us all with a 3:31!!! Way to step up to the plate and throw down the challenge! Just know you are now a marked man. I plan on 2 road rides and 2 trainer sessions between now and February's run. ;-) The not toasted factor also helps as due to the recent striking of the engine oil Union, I'm forced to TeamDicky it and ride my bike everyday no matter what race occured over the weekend. No mr lazy pants for a while. Rain in the forecast but I'm hoping the b-day reflecto wheels and new grunge guard help keep me safe. Ivory hooked me up with a sweet Surly Walz Cap, a framed photo of the 3 most handsome brew crew members (me, Jut, Ivory), and assorted stickers/patches for my birthday.

Again, good on ya Hodge! I'm proud of your effort and sticking with your plan and excited you got to see a payoff from your hard work and dedication. You dropped like what close to an hour off of your slack-ass times from last year? Wonder how well I'd do if I were on the EPnO wonder drug cocktail you're taking? Dopers suck. (heh, I keed I keed). Until next time bro. Just remember, you started it this year.